Monday, 28 March 2011

Larry says hello

Today at work Steven told me that his fish did some back flips and barrel rolls in his new fish tank. I told him that his fish are in a liquid medium and cannot do flips. He thinks I'm just jealous, but I'm not. I have a radical pet squirrel named Larry David and he's a big hit with the ladies...er, lady. Not all is perfect though; Larry David has some issues and he shows this by screeching and screaming at me. It's both terrifying and ridiculously cute. He's also starting to bald a bit (as am I...my ass used to be a soft carpet) from the anxiety. But regardless of Larry's issues, we're great pals. You would be amazed how much fun a squirrel is. And the best part is that once he passes on I get a free meal!

I overheard some of the guys at work calling me a snake and they stare me down now. I guess someone saw me slithering around the cubes last week :(

Larry

20 comments:

  1. This made me giggle, quite a bit sir.

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  2. Haha, you are hilarious man.

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  3. Haha this was humorous keep em coming.

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  4. Oh man that was funny. Turn off the verification code on comments

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  5. lols. ggreat!
    keep it up man and follow the wifihighfive when you get a chance!

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  6. plz make more larry, i love your blog

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  7. that is one funny story lol

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  8. awesome, sir. I award you all the point you didn't already have.

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  9. That is one talented fish. I wonder how well it would taste

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  10. Love your blog style! Keep up the great work!

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  11. Pretty funny lol following you!

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