Today at work Steven told me that his fish did some back flips and barrel rolls in his new fish tank. I told him that his fish are in a liquid medium and cannot do flips. He thinks I'm just jealous, but I'm not. I have a radical pet squirrel named Larry David and he's a big hit with the ladies...er, lady. Not all is perfect though; Larry David has some issues and he shows this by screeching and screaming at me. It's both terrifying and ridiculously cute. He's also starting to bald a bit (as am I...my ass used to be a soft carpet) from the anxiety. But regardless of Larry's issues, we're great pals. You would be amazed how much fun a squirrel is. And the best part is that once he passes on I get a free meal!
I overheard some of the guys at work calling me a snake and they stare me down now. I guess someone saw me slithering around the cubes last week :(